PS: Feel free to draw any inferences you must regarding my sense of humor.
PPS: Or help correct my clear lack of exposure to Real Humor with your own favorites. (Failure to do so will be construed as tacit acceptance of my version of reality, in which this is a funnier thing than anything else you’ve seen on the internet. Is that the kind of reality you’re willing to occupy? FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?! Think carefully, friend.)