Why, hello, sir! Welcome back from the ICU! I’m so happy to have you on my team again.
My voice? Oh, no worries. It’s just a little scratchy from when you GAVE ME THE SAME FLU THAT SENT YOU TO THE ICU a week ago. (::grumble.::)
Yes, I did incubate it, succumb to it, and recover almost completely from it in the same amount of time that you spent intubated. Yes, I only lost one day of work.
That’s what I buy by not smoking.
(Care to cough in my face again, sir?
Yeah, I thought so. ::grumble.::)
Feel better soon, dude.
And it’s never too late to quit.