Let’s warm up with the Amateur Transplants! (Warning: contains generally-frowned-upon four-letter words. Probably not safe for work, at least for those four seconds.)
Okay, class. Settle down now. Timmy, I saw that. Open your books to page “-itis”, and we’ll begin.
Lesson 1: -itis
-itis = inflammation.
“Inflammation” is a condition that is characterized by
-Functio laesa (loss of function)
It’s the body’s normal response to a threat: bacterial infection, a splinter in your finger, etc. Certain tissues might get inflamed as a result of an autoimmune process, in which the body attacks itself.
Put the “-itis” suffix after any body part or organ to mean “inflammation of the ________”. For maximum obscurity, use the fancy doctor-word for the body part or organ.
Let’s try it!
Pancreatitis = inflammation of the pancreas
Dactylitis = inflammation of a digit (finger or toe)
Hepatitis = inflammation of the liver (hepatic = liver)
Myocarditis = inflammation of the heart muscle (myo = muscle, card = heart)
Senioritis = inflammation of the senior
Blogitis = inflammation of the comment thread in a controversial blog post.
Thank you for your attention; class dismissed.
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If you use this as if it were real medical information, I’ll digitally palpate your external obliques for the purpose of initiating repeated contraction of your thoracic diaphragm, in turn causing the emission of multiple monosyllabic vocalizations, and possibly triggering involuntary micturation.